Thursday, October 6, 2011

It has been awhile since I last entered anything on our blog.  It has been a busy season.  Besides running the day to day operations of our Mall we have handled two estate sales.  The last one begins this Saturday.

While pricing this last estate sale we stumbled across a small package.  At first we thought it was just a random towelette and then Dan read the package.  We wanted to share it with you because it gave us a good laugh.


This towelette is for washing away your Sins!  It is handy reliable and heavenly scented.  You might also note that the anti-bacterial formula kills sins on contact!

On the back it claims to "Right your wrongs with a wipe!"

The directions clearly state:

1.)  remove moist towelette.

2.)  Devoutly wipe away wrong doings.

3.)  Spot check for stubborn guilt.

4.)  Wipe again as needed.

5.)  Discard sins in waste receptacle.

6.)  Go forth purified and moisturized.

I'm not sure if it is a simple as that to deal with guilt and sin.  And then maybe again it is!

All I know is that it gave us a good laugh and I will purchase this treasure and keep it close, handy to use, in case of an emergency!

That is the joy of doing what we do to make a living.  We get to see things people have produced the we would never see otherwise.


3 comments:

  1. How funny but too bad you only get to use it once. So my question is who gets to use it?

    xo,
    Danielle

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  2. Danielle,

    We don't know who will get to use it. We are saving it for an emergency....LOL!

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  3. http://evolvefish.com/fish/towelette.html
    XD want your own?

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